Selected Writings of Brandon Adamson 2001-Present

Tumblerine Dreams Force Fields, 2017

Battle Beneath the Earth – Gumdrop Magazine, 2016

Cinnamon Toast – Gumdrop Magazine, 2016

How to Improve Your TV Watching Experience Overnight – Gumdrop Magazine, 2016

4 Reasons to Consider Squeezing Into a Micro Apartment – Force Fields, 2016

Having a Bontempi Sound – Gumdrop Magazine, 2015

They’ll Huff and They’ll Puff and They’ll Blow Your House Down – Gumdrop Magazine, 2015

Dust on the Moon – Force Fields, 2015

Democracy’s Dissidents -Stepkid.com, 2015

Forms Of Childhood Trauma That Only Imaginative 80′s Kids Could Appreciate -Stepkid.com, 2014

The Future Of The Civilized World vs. Those Pesky Birthrates -Stepkid.com, 2014

Cherry 2015 – If Loving A Fembot Is Artificial, I Don’t Want to Be Genuine -Stepkid.com, 2014

Going Down The Rabbit Hole With Bill Clinton (Pun Intended) -Stepkid.com, 2014

Taylor’s Comet -Stepkid.com, 2014

Good Sports -Stepkid.com, 2014

We’ll Get Rid Of The Losers And Bring On The Cruisers -Stepkid.com, 2014

Mugshots Smugshots -Stepkid.com, 2014

How to Recognize the Signs That You Work For a Corporate Cult(and Still Enjoy the Free Snacks!) -Stepkid.com, 2014

Little Selfies on Hogwash Mountain -Taki’s Magazine, 2014

A Not So Unrealistic RadioShack Comeback -Stepkid.com, 2012

Misogynists For Newt -Letter to John Derbyshire, 2012

Running The Gauntlet -Stepkid.com, 2011

Scenes From a Mallrat -Stepkid.com, 2011

Don Lapre and Visions of Canals on Mars -RandomBrandon.com, 2011

This Can’t Be The Way The World Ends -RandomBrandon.com, 2011

A Continual Interest In The Sun and Sea -Stepkid.com, 2011

We Called Him Tortoise Because He Taught Us -Stepkid.com, 2011

Surviving Tempe -Stepkid.com, 2011

Could The Donald Be America’s Trump Card? -Stepkid.com, 2011

Where Have You Gone Stanley H Brasloff? (Sung To The Tune Of Mrs. Robinson) -Stepkid.com, 2011

New Sign Of The Zodiac, No Sign Of The Zodiac Killer -Stepkid.com, 2011

Every Chewy One Is Real Fruity Fun -Stepkid.com, 2011

Blank To The Future -Stepkid.com, 2010

Do You Remember Back In Old L.A. (Oh-Oh-Oh!) When Everybody Drove a Chevrolet? -Stepkid.com, 2010

Looking Beyond Redemption -Stepkid.com, 2010

Creepy Comeback -Stepkid.com, 2010

Monsters From The Id -Stepkid.com, 2010

Let’s Not Question Our Flesh For Wanting to Remain Flesh. -RandomBrandon.com, 2010

In Praise Of The Wishy Washy Girl -Stepkid.com, 2010

She Comes In Colors Everywhere…She Combs Her Hair -Stepkid.com, 2010

Chariots of the Gods RandomBrandon, 2010

The Antimatter Formula -RandomBrandon, 2010

Return to the Forbidden City -RandomBrandon, 2010

The Coin Of The Realm -Stepkid.com, 2010

Never a Lightning Rod Salesman Around When You Need One -RandomBrandon, 2010

V The Unoriginal Series -Stepkid.com, 2009

Las Vegas Is My Dream Town -Stepkid.com, 2009

The Sacred Scrolls -RandomBrandon, 2008

Of Mice and Manticores -Stepkid.com, 2007

Sometimes We’re Just Bad News -Stepkid.com, 2004

The Stepford Wives and The Men Who Love Them -Stepkid.com, 2004

“Mother Teresa” – A Camgirl on Sex and Religion -OnlineDailyNews, 2002

Rumors Of a Popular Cam Girl’s Death -OnlineDailyNews, 2002

Despair For Men, ‘Half The Man You Used to Be’ -All Things Dark, 2001