Selected Writings of Brandon Adamson 2001-Present

Don’t Fear the Ratio – A Tribute to Sonic the Sacrificial Hedgehog – The Autistic Mercury, 2019

Pageless Wonders Jostle Magazine, 2019

Yang Time! AltLeft.com 2019

Yangster’s Paradise Altleft.com, 2019

The Pseudo-Intellectual Dividend Jostle Magazine, 2018

Cyber Monday – Then and Now Jostle Magazine, 2018

People Who Hate Each Other Against the War AltLeft.com, 2018

Magic Wands – Jupiter Stepkid Magazine, 2018

5 Rad Christmas Jams AltLeft.com, 2017

Arguments and Blueprints AltLeft.com, 2017

Skirting the Issue With Tara McCarthy Altleft.com, 2017

The Outer Limits of an Ideological Future Altleft.com, 2017

Tumblerine Dreams Force Fields, 2017

Battle Beneath the Earth – Gumdrop Magazine, 2016

Cinnamon Toast – Gumdrop Magazine, 2016

How to Improve Your TV Watching Experience Overnight – Gumdrop Magazine, 2016

4 Reasons to Consider Squeezing Into a Micro Apartment – Force Fields, 2016

Having a Bontempi Sound – Gumdrop Magazine, 2015

They’ll Huff and They’ll Puff and They’ll Blow Your House Down – Gumdrop Magazine, 2015

Dust on the Moon – Force Fields, 2015

Democracy’s Dissidents -Stepkid.com, 2015

Forms Of Childhood Trauma That Only Imaginative 80′s Kids Could Appreciate -Stepkid.com, 2014

The Future Of The Civilized World vs. Those Pesky Birthrates -Stepkid.com, 2014

Cherry 2015 – If Loving A Fembot Is Artificial, I Don’t Want to Be Genuine -Stepkid.com, 2014

Going Down The Rabbit Hole With Bill Clinton (Pun Intended) -Stepkid.com, 2014

Taylor’s Comet -Stepkid.com, 2014

Good Sports -Stepkid.com, 2014

We’ll Get Rid Of The Losers And Bring On The Cruisers -Stepkid.com, 2014

Mugshots Smugshots -Stepkid.com, 2014

How to Recognize the Signs That You Work For a Corporate Cult(and Still Enjoy the Free Snacks!) -Stepkid.com, 2014

Little Selfies on Hogwash Mountain -Taki’s Magazine, 2014

A Not So Unrealistic RadioShack Comeback -Stepkid.com, 2012

Misogynists For Newt -Letter to John Derbyshire, 2012

Running The Gauntlet -Stepkid.com, 2011

Scenes From a Mallrat -Stepkid.com, 2011

Don Lapre and Visions of Canals on Mars -RandomBrandon.com, 2011

This Can’t Be The Way The World Ends -RandomBrandon.com, 2011

A Continual Interest In The Sun and Sea -Stepkid.com, 2011

We Called Him Tortoise Because He Taught Us -Stepkid.com, 2011

Surviving Tempe -Stepkid.com, 2011

Could The Donald Be America’s Trump Card? -Stepkid.com, 2011

Where Have You Gone Stanley H Brasloff? (Sung To The Tune Of Mrs. Robinson) -Stepkid.com, 2011

New Sign Of The Zodiac, No Sign Of The Zodiac Killer -Stepkid.com, 2011

Every Chewy One Is Real Fruity Fun -Stepkid.com, 2011

Blank To The Future -Stepkid.com, 2010

Do You Remember Back In Old L.A. (Oh-Oh-Oh!) When Everybody Drove a Chevrolet? -Stepkid.com, 2010

Looking Beyond Redemption -Stepkid.com, 2010

Creepy Comeback -Stepkid.com, 2010

Monsters From The Id -Stepkid.com, 2010

One Hart Too Many. -RandomBrandon.com, 2010

In Praise Of The Wishy Washy Girl -Stepkid.com, 2010

She Comes In Colors Everywhere…She Combs Her Hair -Stepkid.com, 2010

Chariots of the Gods RandomBrandon, 2010

The Antimatter Formula -RandomBrandon, 2010

Return to the Forbidden City -RandomBrandon, 2010

The Coin Of The Realm -Stepkid.com, 2010

Never a Lightning Rod Salesman Around When You Need One -RandomBrandon, 2010

V The Unoriginal Series -Stepkid.com, 2009

Las Vegas Is My Dream Town -Stepkid.com, 2009

The Sacred Scrolls -RandomBrandon, 2008

Of Mice and Manticores -Stepkid.com, 2007

Sometimes We’re Just Bad News -Stepkid.com, 2004

The Stepford Wives and The Men Who Love Them -Stepkid.com, 2004

“Mother Teresa” – A Camgirl on Sex and Religion -OnlineDailyNews, 2002

Rumors Of a Popular Cam Girl’s Death -OnlineDailyNews, 2002

Despair For Men, ‘Half The Man You Used to Be’ -All Things Dark, 2001